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"I have a huge fantasy for sex in a church bathroom. My girlfriend’s religious and sometimes drags me to church with her under the guise of “friends” (oh, the life of lesbians) and to get through it I started fantasising… and now I have a kink. It’s always running through my mind whenever religion gets brought up, so i thought I’d share it with you…
So we’re sitting in the church pew, me on the end and her next to me. The opening hymns are over with and the priest is getting into the lecture he’s been rambling on and I’m sufficiently bored. I start rubbing my fingers across my girlfriend’s hand, and she likes it, so I continue on up her arm until she’s humming in soft pleasure at the touch.
Then, I run my fingers down her arm to just above her knee, light teasing, fingertips only. No one notices, even when she begins to squirm in her seat as I bring my hand farther up her leg, my breath hot against her neck as I whisper, “bathroom?” She whimpers and follows my lead as I lead her to the bathroom near the entrance. There’s only two stalls, small. No one ever comes in during service, so we should be alone. I pull her into one of the stalls and start kissing her neck, my leg between her thigh as she grinds against it to get some, any friction. Typically I’d take my time, but we’re in a rush and can’t get undressed for the small space. She’s wearing her church dress. Its high cut but tight on her breasts, flowing out at her waist and I thank god for that as I hitch it up her thighs, lowering to my knees.
Her white lacy panties are soaked and I lean in, nuzzle above the band and breathe in the way i know drives her crazy. She gasps and rolls her hips, desperate for anything with my head up her skirt. I pull her panties down, revealing the brown-blond hairs. I let out a breath and she’s had it- she hitches her leg over my shoulder and tilts her hips up in my direction.
I can’t help but obey, eating her out and loving her moans above me my fingers digging into her hips, bringing her closer. Her breathing’s short, she’s rocking against my face and I can feel she’s about to come. I rub two fingers against her labia before slowly pushing in and curving my fingers before she stops moving, everything tense for a moment before she starts pulsing, squeezing against my fingers and my face wet from her. She finally calms and I get off the floor, cleaning up before sitting down with her family like nothing happened at all.”

"I have a huge fantasy for sex in a church bathroom. My girlfriend’s religious and sometimes drags me to church with her under the guise of “friends” (oh, the life of lesbians) and to get through it I started fantasising… and now I have a kink. It’s always running through my mind whenever religion gets brought up, so i thought I’d share it with you…

So we’re sitting in the church pew, me on the end and her next to me. The opening hymns are over with and the priest is getting into the lecture he’s been rambling on and I’m sufficiently bored. I start rubbing my fingers across my girlfriend’s hand, and she likes it, so I continue on up her arm until she’s humming in soft pleasure at the touch.

Then, I run my fingers down her arm to just above her knee, light teasing, fingertips only. No one notices, even when she begins to squirm in her seat as I bring my hand farther up her leg, my breath hot against her neck as I whisper, “bathroom?” She whimpers and follows my lead as I lead her to the bathroom near the entrance. There’s only two stalls, small. No one ever comes in during service, so we should be alone. I pull her into one of the stalls and start kissing her neck, my leg between her thigh as she grinds against it to get some, any friction. Typically I’d take my time, but we’re in a rush and can’t get undressed for the small space. She’s wearing her church dress. Its high cut but tight on her breasts, flowing out at her waist and I thank god for that as I hitch it up her thighs, lowering to my knees.

Her white lacy panties are soaked and I lean in, nuzzle above the band and breathe in the way i know drives her crazy. She gasps and rolls her hips, desperate for anything with my head up her skirt. I pull her panties down, revealing the brown-blond hairs. I let out a breath and she’s had it- she hitches her leg over my shoulder and tilts her hips up in my direction.

I can’t help but obey, eating her out and loving her moans above me my fingers digging into her hips, bringing her closer. Her breathing’s short, she’s rocking against my face and I can feel she’s about to come. I rub two fingers against her labia before slowly pushing in and curving my fingers before she stops moving, everything tense for a moment before she starts pulsing, squeezing against my fingers and my face wet from her. She finally calms and I get off the floor, cleaning up before sitting down with her family like nothing happened at all.”

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When The Media Treats White Suspects And Killers Better Than Black Victicms.

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via The Huffington Post.

Never again do I wanna hear, ‘it’s not about race.’

ITS ALWAYS ABOUT RACE. Welcome to the “United” States people.




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where is he now?

this is me

I always knew it was

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FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT



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exoticbxtch:

#miley #cyrus #promo #queen #twerkit #fuckyou #mommy 

exoticbxtch:

#miley #cyrus #promo #queen #twerkit #fuckyou #mommy 

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i’ve never seen something so accurate



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imnothavinit:

Link to the NYT article on the autopsy



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